- Guess who works out at my gym: Flash Card Bitch. I can't shake the thing.
- Shoes are a girls best friend.
- It smells like pumkin pickin' out there today.
- I have a crush on this Goddess.
- I need a dog trainer.
- Right now, Fa is in her bed saying "Rock on sista, yeah!" Is there anything better in the world than that?
- I think all men should hafta go to 'husband school' before they actually walk down the aisle...(Don't get mad BD...of course, I don't mean you)
~Ignoring 101 – I heard you the first time
~Remote hogging by Professor Surroundsound
~What to do if you don't wanna
~How to get out of major chores around the house without really trying
~Holidays 101 – making nice with the new in-laws
~Begging for sex, the really annoying way
~Becoming a dad, how to change a diaper…you won’t really need this class…it just looks good on the syllabus
~Ignoring 102 – You never said that
~Dealing with screaming children by handing them over to your wife
~Handing the paycheck over gracefully
~Getting out of family obligations by blaming it on work
~Holidays 102 – trying not to shove your mother-in-law’s/father-in-law’s face in the apple pie
~How to beg for sex without looking too pathetic
~Giving in to nagging and why women do it
**Updated to add...Anyone out there want to give me a tutorial? I am looking to categorize my posts with tags. They are getting wily and I would like to have them sorted other than archived by month. (Must be the control freak in me) I have no clue how to do that. Any suggestions?
**psst! Over here. These guys are my new favorites, for real. They are like crackheads with ADD. Just my speed. I laughed harder than Fa.
8 comments:
Dude.
I am having the best day ever.
Seriously, my head is about to explode it's so big.
*giggle*
So that's the course my husband took! I knew he must have learned all those things from somewhere. :p
hehe your hilarious! The photos are great!
I have heard of the Upside down dudes but we have not seen them yet ... I will have to keep my eye out for them!
I agree- but I also think they need boyfriend school. Long story. And yes, it's my story LOL.
How about
Lying 101- how NOT to do it
Very funny.
(I grew up in Setauket.)
I figured there must be some cumulative body of knowledge that they're passing on through the generations.
You forgot to add a class on "Smooth moves, you once had them. Recall." and "Remember when you showered for dates. Try it again. Without the black socks"
Hysterical! I've been wanting to write a post like that about hubbies but I don't think I could have been that funny. Rock on sista!
I have a tag cloud on my blog. Only for beta though. If you want that, let me know and I'll send you the code and a tutorial.
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