545 (Five for Five) and a few rants

Ok, Melanie...Here is my "Five For Five". This was fun but hard to come up with.

Five Minutes to yourself. How would you spend them ideally?
1. read more than one chapter in a book
2. sleep
3. lie on the beach
4. drink a Margarita
5. sleep
Five Dollars to spend right now. How or where would you spend it?
1. Littlest Pet Shop toys for Fa
2. Starbucks
3. CVS
4. Target
5. Children's Place
Five items in your house you could part with right now?
1. the dog
2. the dog
3. the dogs poop
4. all the remote controls
5. the dog
Five items in your house you absolutely, positively could never part with? (Family excluded)
1. the bed
2. my laptop
3. Fa's burpies
4. my Uggs
5. my camera
Words you love?
1. Fa
2. la la
3. carchookie chicken
4. bean dip
5. doodie bomber

5 people I will tag...
the first 5 people that read this...ha ha...you're it.

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Then yesterday, we had gym class. Fa was in a little bit of a self-proclaimed 'grouchy mood' so things weren't going as smoothly as usual. She was whiny and uncooperative the entire class. (She never participates with the group but this time was b-a-d!) Finally, Ms. Laura brings out Fa's highlight: balls and bubbles. She played with the balls happily and ran to catch herself some cool bubbles. All of a sudden I see her sitting on the floor crying. I thought it was just a fit again, but the teacher told me that she was knocked down. By a little animal. The teacher didn't use that description, I did.

This kid. Whatta brat. She is always cutting the other kids in line, pushing them out of the way, yelling at them when they ignore her, hitting others and running around like a lunatic. Her nanny is usually talking on the phone and always ignoring her. Now, I understand dear reader, the kid is starving for attention...negative attention is better than no attention at all. But why is she allowed to run ragged when the others have to behave? I was so pissed that she clocked Fa that I kept telling Fa the next time she does that to her she should push her right back. I know, I know, bad example but shit man, should't Fa be able to stick up for herself in extreme situations?

I'm not gonna be the one to teach this thing to behave in a 45 minute class, the teacher can't, so the next best thing is to teach Fa some self-defense. Before you get mad at me, I also told Fa to just stay away from the little animal and tell me if she bothers her again. Damn it. Fa has a red mark on her cheek now to top it off. What the?

So that was our day at the gym. Why do the little brats get away with murder and the good ones get beat up?

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Fa's new song:
(Sung to the tune of Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel)

RT RT RT... you're such a little twerp.
RT RT RT...I'll put you in the dirt.

Gee, where did she get that song from?

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Guess who I saw in two consecutive days out and around the town? Flash Card Bitch. That's right! And her "angel" was with her and they both had pusses on their faces. Pissy pants. I can't wait to get into it with her. That'll make for great bloggin'!

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Had lunch here yesterday too. It was Yummy. I ate vegan split pea soup and the tricolore salad pizza. It was wonderful. The crust is thin and has cheese melted into it like a second skin...I luurrved every tasty morsel.

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Blogger sucks. It took me 3 hours to get this post up here.