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Please, I beg you, tell me someone out there is watching the new season of Flavor of Love and Celebrity Fit Club on VH1. (I can't wait for Surreal Life too...and did you see there's a Gene Simmons show on A&E coming up! My husband thinks I'm crazy to waste my time on such nonsensical nonsense..but I get a real giant kick outta shows like these. Vapid, mindless entertainment with heart. I love it.
So last night, on Flavor of Love (Fla-vor Faaaaaaav!) towards the end of the show, one really obnoxious chick (who has been bustin' everybody's chops since the show started) bent down and took a shit right on the marble floor. Then she got up and walked away to the bathroom. She just couldn't hold it in for Christ's sake. Was she wearing underwear? She shoulda come here...there's shit everywhere. There was also a cat fight within the first few seconds of bed-claiming, and the girls are sooo catty. Meow.
THAT is entertainment.
I looked forward to these two shows all weekend. I couldn't wait for Sunday night. I am so happy watching shows like these because it lets me escape reality for just a little while. (Not like my reality is so horrific that I feel like I need to leave) I just like watching other people make fools of themselves. Poor Flav is lookin' for love in all the wrong places. Where, oh where does he set up the casting call for these women?
Then there's Celebrity Fit Club. Oh, those poor stars of old, trying to reclaim some sort of dignity within themselves. It must be hard getting old in the celebrity spotlight. Poor Tina Yothers. In real life, she'd be a perfect (and beautiful) mother of a daughter (who's name is Lily who wears a "Social Distortion Bib". Love it.) She'd probably be happy with the way she looks because her friends and family love her...She'd exercise and try to get rid of the dreaded baby weight that every woman gets. But on TV and in the public eye they make her look like a freak. Erika Elleniak, the model from Baywatch also had a baby. All they did was give birth. Is that so bad? They made these poor women look like they didn't care about themselves. (Hey they built a human for Christ's sake!) It saddens me, but I love watching them now compared to what they looked like when they were 'stars'. Even better, I love, love watching their transformation into fit, healthy people. That Harvey is a machine. I'd like him to come here and get me healthy again. The whole process makes me smile.
It's the little things in life people. And reality TV is my little thing. It makes me happy. It makes me not feel so bad about myself. If stars have issues, (even the ones who are beautiful) then why am I complaining? But then again, what is beautiful? I think this is beautiful...
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5 comments:
We are HUUUUGE Amazing Race junkies. I even tried to apply but they wouldn't even look at us. Something about having a foreign passport. How ruuuuude!
Ok, I'm embarrassed to admit that I watched Celebrity Fit Club last night. I got a kick out of the guy from the Sopranos.
hehe we are addicted to Big Brother! I think the beautiful photo you posted is awesome too!
I sometimes watch stuff. I can't stand Flavor Flave or however you spell it, and can't for the life of me figure out why these women even compete against each other for him. Well, I can probably figure out WHY they're there, but still. :p
Celebrity Fit Club - I like that, but I usually watch reruns or when they play all of them in a row on days when I'm cleaning and stuff.
I caught Hogan Knows Best yesterday, and I liked it. *blush*
That's my girls. Reality TV Junkies...unite.
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