How to Make a Duck Circle

As many of you know, Fa loves her duckies. She loves to make duck circles with them that look similar to these mysterious masterpieces...So, in order to educate the masses...Together, we decided to organize an Expository piece of writing on proper duck circle arrangement. My last batch of fourth grade students (who are now 7th graders) would be proud...

1. Dump the duckies out of their purple crib and anywhere onto the floor.
2. Make sure the most important ducks roll under the couch or wall unit.
3. Ask Mommy to crawl on her hands and knees to retrieve them. (Why should you do it?)
   
4. Line them up by their names. (ie: Mamma duck, Baby duck and Daddy duck all go together)
5. Make sure you have everyone in order. There still may be a runner under the coffee table.
   
6. Draw a 'to-scale' plan on construction paper with the proper tools (Crayola).
   
7. Begin to arrange them one by one into a semi-circle.
8. Stand in the middle of them to make sure they look good.
9. Rearrange them one by god forsaken one in a different line.
10. Re-asses their order and regroup one by one (yet again) if necessary.
    
11. Arrange them into a complete circle one by frickin' one.
12. Ask them if they are happy.
13. Tell Mommy to take a picture to preserve prosperity.
14. All in all, you should take as much time laying out the ducks as you do rearranging them and putting them away.
    
15. Start all over again.

There, now you have it. Go get yourself a few hundred duckies and get quackin'!