We have moths.
You know the ones, they start out as larvae in food and junk. "Pantry Pests".
Little grey moths that have been flying through this house even before we moved into it.
It's like a horror movie:
We buy this great new home and it is infested with ghosts...um, moths.
(soft whisper) "Get Out!"
The family that lived here prior, were dirty animals. They left this place a mess. We had to hire a real cleaning crew to come in the middle of the night and do a 'clean sweep'...Literally, they came at midnight because it was such a big job.
Well, we didn't get rid of the flying fiends. Despite all of our concerted efforts. We have failed. They are still infesting our space. I am so surrounded by pests, and I can't escape. Help.
So, I am in my pantry yesterday afternoon, looking for a yummy snack. I hit the tub with chocolate and granola in it and...BAM...Little white larvae crawling around inside the tub. How the fuck to they get in there? I didn't even hafta open it, it was see-through. I saw them all. Crawling around like they own the place...Ughhhh I'm so farkin' itchy right now.
The moths fly freely throughout the house and we kill them left and right. But it never seems to work. Well, poor BD hadta come home from work last night and vacuum all the little holes inside the "cabinests" (you know where you hang the shelves from). They were building nests inside of them and hatching. Ugh. I really just can't take it. I had to take Fa out because she is terrified of the vacuum. She'd have a heart attack if she saw what BD was doin' last night. So we had to stay out of the house for two whole hours. Yes, you read that right. It took BD two hours to vacuum each and every frickin' hole in the "cabinests"...Now let's see if BD got the little bastards.
To top it all off...My toilet is overflowed (yet again) this morning. I dunno why it only happens to me? I swear, I didn't even use it like that....I just threw some toilet paper in for fuck's sake. I purposely didn't 'go' in it because it always overflows on me. And I just had a feeling. Now, I have towels surrounding the overflowing commode. Now what?
Can I get a 'do over' on the past 3 days or so?
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Updated to add:
My morning so far: (a replay of the last hour)
- wake up with Aunt Flo
- shower and stop up the toilet
- watch said toilet overflow onto the tiles
- lay towels
- blog
- cry
- clean toilet and bathroom floor
- clean crate overflowing with RT Pee
- pick up RT poop before he eats it
- cry
- throw towels covered in toilet juice in wash
- blog/cry simultaneously
3 comments:
Ewww, I hate hate hate moths! I blame my mother who is afraid of nothing except those creepy creatures. There is something that just grosses me out about their disgusting little flutterings!
I second that, I hate moths too. So sorry about your bad day. I hope today is much better for you!
Ok first of all anything creepy crawlie, I hate. Second that was some nasy shit, but you don't need me to tell you that. I probably would have moved into the car until we made settlement at another house-- I kid. 4 real!
Anything that flies in the house is a gonner! Myhusband takes it io the extreme and gets to itchin and scratchin and sprayin, DAMN near killin the farkin humans!
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