A letter from a "PMSing" consumer to the manufacturers of TIDE laudry detergent...

Thank you Melanie! I needed this.
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Dear TIDE:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it all of my married life. As my Mom always told me, it was the best.

Now that I am in my thirties, I find it's even better. In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow, I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of TIDE with Bleach Alternative and to my surprise, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative. Shortly after that, my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through PMS is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you,once again, for having a great product.

Well, I have to go now. I gotta write a letter to the HEFTY trash bag people.

Thanks,

Millie