Is that a geoduck in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

We watched "Dirty Jobs" last night on the Discovery Channel. The host Mike Rowe (cute, btw) was diggin up Geoducks. (Pronounced "Gooey-ducks".) Wholy crap. These things were obscene. I have never seen anything like them before in my entire life. BD and I were laughing so hard, his geoduck almost fell off. (hee hee) I can't imagine that there is a need for theses things out there in the world. But there are. People eat them. I know, you're saying of course, silly. What else would someone want to do with such a gorgeous phallic symbol...

I eat sushi. I love it. I look forward to eating it as much as I can. But jeez, I would never go for that...OK, So it doesn't look exactly like that when you are eating it, but whoa...just the thought...I'm surprised someone hasn't come up with a dirty movie featuring the exploitation of said Geoduck. I missed my calling.

To prepare it for cooking. You have to boil it for '6 seconds' then rip the outer skinlike layer off of the 'tube'. It looks just like a 'used' prophylactic. The thing is gross. Then you rip it out of its shell and cut off what looks like; you guessed it: a scrotum. Ugh...I was mesmerized. I couldn't take my eyes off the T.V.

Whatever you do in life, you must check this episode out. It's not up on the Discovery Channel website yet...But don't you worry, just 'google' the name and you will be stuffed with a plethora of information...I am obsessed with these things...I have such a dirty mind...