Do I need to juice up the content here?
Nah....what you see is what you get, I'm afraid.
Hope you had a good weekend. Mine was quiet. Some would say boring. I wouldn't say....But some would say...
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"Glycerine Suppositories in wrong hole" from Newnan, Georgia - I am so sorry honey!
"How to stop being a weeny parent" from Whittier, California - Are you trying to tell me something? Jerk?
"Neighbor plays the drums all hours" from Oxnard, California - Yikes! I'd be pissed off...but hey, it's better than a barking dog. Does he have rhythm?
"Red meat for morning sickness" from USA - Being I don't eat it, I think that's fucking gross...
"Panty liner potty training" from LA California - If I knew it would work, I'd try it.
"Noisy neighbors lawnmower" from Winter Park, Florida - Is it at 3 in the morning? If not, I don't think you can complain. A man's gotta mow his lawn.
"Nine Inch Nails, Mommy I know" from Netherlands - What? What?
"Am I too fat to ride a horse?" from Reston Virginia - Honey, if you're asking you probably are?
"pictures of girls with panty liners" from Dallas, Texas (I assume) - What is wrong with you people? It really isn't all that exciting to see...get a grip on reality here, wouldya?
"the twins pop out and say cheese in front of your family and friends..." from Denver, Colorado - Don't you just hate when that happens?
"peeing-dancing performance" from Zuid-holland, Rotterdam, Netherlands - What? What? Where the hell do you find that? Is there even a thing as that? Show me.
21 comments:
I must be missing some posts if you've been writing about things like that!
I've been saving mine up too... wait for it!
Ok, all those CA cities are local to me. I think they're trying to tell you something. lol
I'm going to go ahead and say that it sounds like pretty exciting material to me. For a long time all I got were pervs searching for icky things that would make any mother cringe.
Found you at RWA's BTW...
Oh how I love these! What the hell are people doing when they type in these things?!
"the twins pop out and say cheese in front of your family and friends..."
Yeah, that happens to me a lot. Damn, I didn't know you had the answer for that little problem :)
Oh where to begin....
I love your comments back!
what's up with the panty liner stuff here?
Ha!! yours are better than saggy ball sack.
BTW, I think I've seen the panty liner picture and it's a toddler boy not a girl.
Sometimes when I dance I pee too. It's the baby on the bladder thing. I feel their pain.
;-)
God you're funny...
YOU are so cute! I love your responses as well.
Crazy the stuff people look for.
hehe you know some people have WAY too much time on their hands!
I haven't been bored. I enjoy your posts. I love new quotes...so much so I added a function on my blog where there is a new quote every day.
I think we all have a lot of boring days...but when you write about it, it still makes us smile :)
Those are so funny!
HAHAHAHA. You have some invisible posts here, then. (Or else I've just really misunderstood some things... ) Not quite sure how those searches led to your blog, but they're frickin' hilarious!
LMAO!! Love it!
I am going to have to start keeping tabs on mine again.
They've got some freaky people in the Netherlands! (hee-hee)
Hey, tell the dude that wants pictures of womenfolk with panty liners to hit me up. I'll sell'em some.
A quiet weekend is an uneventful weekend. Uneventful in my book is a good thing.
We had our peeing dancing performance just this morning.....
Too funny! If you do have a peeing dancing performace you should You Tube it. It could make you a star!
Who the hell would want a pic of a girl with a panty liner? Ew!
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