Monday, March 5, 2007

Farfallina's thoughts...

"Can we go someplace special?"

Watching Lady and the Tramp: "I love when Tramp say-s that."

"I love kissing Dog on the lips."

"I'm gonna stick my finger in Dog's Ass!"

"I wanna dance naked!"

"I'm pissed-off that Grandma doesn't have Noggin."

"I don't want to eat, I want a snack."

"Mommy, I was very cooperative in the store."

"Can I talk to someone on the phone?"

"Look at all the snow on the ground that I can go out and play with in the front yard!"

"I have to poop, I'll be behind the couch. Don't come in, I need privacy."

"That dog is a schmuck!"

"Good night Mommy, see you bright and early in the morning!"

"You're so smart Mom because you know everything."

...and my all time favorites...

"I love you forever Mommy!"

"You're my best friend forever."

"I love being three..."

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh the cute things children will say. What a cutie. Great idea posting this. I may have to try this some time when Jacob actually starts putting sentances together besides 2 word comments 'wa'sa (What's that) Wov u.

Anonymous said...

I dunno...I would've also liked the reference to my extreme intelligence. Smart girl, that Stinkfoot!

Anonymous said...

Kids say the sweetest things, don't they?

Anonymous said...

She did not say she wants to stick her finger in Artie's ass?! Too effing funny! I should be writing down the cute things my kids say. You think you won't forget them but you do. Especially if you have a hundred kids like me!

Anonymous said...

hehe Your kid is too adorable!

Anonymous said...

I was a little disturbed at the "sticking finger in Arties ass" then i realized that Artie must be a pet or something.

And my son when he was 2, shoved a fork up our dogs bottom. hehehehe

Anonymous said...

LOL WHY would she want to stick her fingers in Artie's butt is the question. Kids - go figure huh? I think it's hillarious the things they come up with sometimes!

Anonymous said...

that's sweet!

Anonymous said...

Don't you just want to eat her up? That Artie's ASS comment was pure sweetness! LMAO

xoxo

Anonymous said...

I don't know who Artie is, but I feel bad for him. unsolicited rectal exams are never fun. ;)

Anonymous said...

For the record - I feel very sorry for Artie. apparantly he has a gas problem (thus Artie Fartie) and SF thinks sticking her finger in his tushie will fix it. Oh - and he's a schmuck with a gas problem. Poor Artie.

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute...

She didn't really say she wanted to stick her finger up Artie's ass - did she?

Anonymous said...

I have to poop, I'll be behind the couch. How come we lose that was we grow up?
I have PMS, leave me alone, I'll be behind the couch, go away.

Anonymous said...

I love it when my girl tells me I'm her best friend.

This past weekend she was sitting at the "kids" table alone & my dad joined her so she wouldn't have to eat alone. From there they began playing with the Lite Brite. He became her "Buddy". The rest of the weekend she was saying ...My buddy this...my buddy that! lol

Anonymous said...

SOOOOOO CUTE!

Anonymous said...

Finger up the bum? Ouch.

I found you through the party.

Boy, did I LAUGH! Funny, funny things kids say!

Anonymous said...

I love these little kid sayings! You NEVER know what will come out of their mouths next.

The cutest thing Junior Mayhem is saying now is, " Momma I see a skeeter hop in my room"

That would be mosquito hawk. The most deadly in the airborne insect species! One bite and you're a goner!

KIDS!

Anonymous said...

Don't you just love kid wisdom?

Anonymous said...

that's funny about wanting some privacy behind the couch...

funny funny!!

Anonymous said...

The Nonna one is too funny!! I'm laughing pretty hard here!