I hate you. I love you. I wish I could bathe in you daily. Go away. You are making me crazy. How do I enjoy you in small doses without slopping on 5 extra pounds? You are cruel, do you know that?
Now get out of here and don't come back. Wait, just one more bite.
No! Leave. Leave now. I hate you. Why do you do this to me? What have I ever done to deserve this treatment from you? All I want is some love and attention. And a little sliver of your tasty morsel now and again. Why do you tease me so and make me devour you uncontrollably, in chunks!
Just a taste and then be off...I can't bear to watch you walk out that door.
Goodbye my love. See you next year.
11 comments:
ur crazy!
hehehe...chocolate is EVIL!
Janet! I love this post because I've been having a secret affair with chocolate for years!
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Oh, how I can relate! I had to hide some of it, because it kept calling my name! Now it's just muffled. Of course, the can of Double Mocha Dream hot chocolate that my friend sent me doesn't help much!
You actually can bathe in chocolate...philosophy has wonderful head to toe body washes in all kinds of yummy flavors. I am using chocolate chip right now!
I still have 3 more peices left...just staring at me.
STOP LOOKING AT MY CHOCOLATE! Oh okay fine! I'll eat you too.
OH my gosh. On one hand, I want to be all inspiring and encourage you to stay away from the evil that is chocolate. On the other hand...
Have you ever had Lindor Lindt balls? They are the best. Hold them in your fist for awhile so they get a little warm... heaven.
Mmmmm, lindt balls. My favourite. And not just because they're balls.
;-)
For this very reason we bought cases of chips this year. It's worse. My tongue is raw from the leftovers.
After days of cursing the damn stuff for seemingly being everywhere in my house and spending time hiding it from my son, I found myself frantically ripping apart my pantry this afternoon only to discover there are no.more.peanut.m&ms.
I've not yet decided if I'm happy or sad.
I so understand. I thought I was losing weight cause my undies were sliding down. Turns out I gained 5 pounds and they could no longer accomdate the girth.
Um, excuse me but chocolate is MY girlfriend and we're dating exclusively every single day. So hands off, OK?!
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