This is an e-mail I sent to a friend telling her about the sicko cat we had for almost a year...I don't understand my luck with animals. I can't seem to bond with the four legged fur-balls. I dunno, maybe it's me?
"The cat...Oh the cat....the cat has left the building! Yup, we got rid of her. OK...here's the situation...don't laugh too hard especially if you are at work....:
This happened about a year ago...
But the memory still haunts.
But the memory still haunts.
Fa and I were playing with her instruments that she got for her birthday. She had the drum and I had the kazoo. Well, we're playing and laughing and carrying on when all of a sudden out of nowhere....The cat comes running in, BARKING and howling and hissing at me. She was hissing and yowlling, her fur was on end, her ears were back and her tail was thick. I panicked. I grabbed SF and locked ourselves in the bedroom.
She's screaming, I'm screaming the cat's screaming. It was like Cujo for cats. The cat wouldn't let us out of the room. She guarded it and growled when I tried to escape! Then, she calmed down a little so we left our confines but then, she blocked the stairway. The bitch wouldn't let us go up the stairs. Fa's room is upstairs. We're all still screaming and then....Fa throws up all over the couch. I got her so upset that she puked. Now I had to clean the smelly, regurgitated big bird cracker-stained couch with an evil cat on my tail. I was so scared....The scene was so evil, I was walking around with a broom for safety...Every move I made the cat would lose it and try to pounce. I never heard sounds like that before...Like a lawnmower with a frog caught in it. I called the animal shelter and they didn't want her either.
Six hours later...BD came home. The cat almost jumped him too. He got her to calm down and we locked her in the laundry room. She stayed there all night. She was afraid of me. I guess she associated me with the kazoo....Every time she saw me she snapped again.
Needless to say...Adios kittenstein....
I always hated this cat...
OK now you can laugh"
The dog just might be next...One more accident and Adios Pupster...
8 comments:
Holy Crap! I would have been terrified!
PS) You're right. Fran could possibly redeem Band Aid 20. I love his voice.
That is pretty funny - but at least no one got hurt!!!
Sounds like good riddance to the cat.
Poor little stink! I'll bet she'll never be much of a cat person after this episode. LOL
Ok that is a horrible situation to be in but your description made me laugh out loud!
What an insane cat! Poor you and princess for going through that!
Cats should really only live for 5 years. Tops. Cute Kitten, nice cat and then they morph into these wallpissing crazy felines.
HAA HAAAAA! This made me laugh out loud! That is hilarious yet frightening! I wonder why the cat went psycho? We got rid of our three beloved pets after our twins were born. It still makes me sad, but safety comes first.
OK, you just made me snort tea up my nose. Psycho cat! Our two furballs have definitely become more crotchety since we had kids but luckily neither of them has become an attack cat.
My husband got attacked by one of our cats. Scared him so bad he screamed like a little girl and jumped over the bed to get away from this white fluffy persian. I would have laughed except that I was there and it scared the hell out of me too. The noise he was making creeped me out. He hated all men...especially Victor.
Insane.
By the way, we no longer have that cat if you hadn't already guessed. We gave it to a woman who'd recently divorced and wasn't interested in dating.
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