Me on the phone: Dad, turn on Dr. Phil! He has hoarders on. You hafta see this.
Dad: (struggling to find the power button on the remote) Hang on. Shit. (stumbling) These damn machines. Where's that button? Nothing is ever easy...When you think it's gonna be easy...it's not. There. (long silence) What is this?
Me: Hoarders dad. Like you.
Dad: What?
Me: You know, pack rats. People who save every-frickin-thing and don't throw anything out. Like you. I thought you should watch this.
Dad: Oh! 'Hoarders'...I thought you said 'Whores'! This isn't interesting, what else is on? Where's Spongebob?
11 comments:
WHatta wise guy, like my dad!
Ha!
My dad keeps all his shit too. Well, not his actual shit, but close.
(I couldn't sign is - bastard blogger. It's me - much more than a mom...)
That's hysterical!!! Ya gotta love men.
Aawwww... I love your dad! WHORES, too funny.
Your dad really watches SpongeBob?
Just kidding. My dad is a "hoarder" too. My mom has to force him to throw stuff out every once in a while.
Miles: I know...
MMTAM: it's crazy, you can hardly walk in his room.
Robin: He's typical all right.
Jenn: He makes me laugh every day.
rwa: Thanks for visiting!!! My dad sure does watch SpongeBob!!! Do ya believe it?
I like your dad. I could totally hang out with him and watch SpongeBob.
Oh God "Whores like you dad!" my sides hurt from laughing at that one!
Okay, thanks for the meme, I finally got to it.
Slackermommy~ I know. He's my best friend...I have more fun with him than most!!!
Lotta~ You got it! He thought I called him a whore!
Scribbit` You cool thing you.
SHHHHHHH! My mother is a pack rat, too. And she won't admit it. My father goes insane dealing with all her "worldly possessions". We taped Oprah once, about this topic and she still denied she has a problem!
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