Fa was acting up. As usual lately.
BD says, "I hate to say this to you, but when we are together alone, she NEVER does this!"
Great!
Why is she much more temperamental and argumentative when I'm around lately?
Why are we bickering more?
Why doesn't she want to hug me as much as she used to?
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Some funny things BD said this weekend:"You haven't lived until you've had Dog's Leather Starfish resting on your bare leg."
"I have a new name for you...Goose tits."
****Updated to add**** We come up with silly names for each other on a daily basis...'Goose tits' just happened to be this week's name...
"I can't believe you don't have mice living under Fa's car seat!"
"You know, you can sweep the floors once in a while, it won't kill ya."
"I thought Smokey Robinson was dead, Oh wait..he is. Look they have him propped up with two 2x4's."
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Let's try the cats again...
Cat listening to Stevie Wonder
Cat listening to HOUSE music
Cats listening to Metal
Cat listening to Hip Hop
Cat listening to GANGSTA RAP
Cat listening to Techno(on Ecstasy)
16 comments:
"Food shopping" as a family! Wow! There's an adventure! Better you than me... I food shop alone... just me and the voices in my head!
"Mice under the car seat"... that's great!
Becca went through a "I am not a fan of Mom .. In Fact can I have a new one?" stint a few weeks ago .... then I went out and did a few things on my own (some knitting, shopping) and one big family activity at the zoo and suddenly I was mom of the year and Daddy sucked...I think they go through phases ... I do find that if I go off on my own once or twice a week she appears to enjoy my presence a lot more, instead of taking it for granted.
Goose tits? Do tell. HONK!
OK....
1. If we all go to the store together, I end up offering my family to another woman with her little boy who says, "I left mine at HOME." Hahaha. They drive me THAT crazy. He's no better than the kids. He takes off with them and I have my arms full and have to track them down! And they're LOUD!
2. My kids are the same way. The second I walk into the room, they get all chaotic. He says, "They never act like this until you're around." Whatever!
Ok, you are my twin, and we are both married to the same man. Lord help us.
LOL xoxo
Shopping with the kids...I'll have a root canal thank you very much. If there is someone who she might like better than Mom, she will.
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It's so quiet at my kid free home and kid free shopping centers. ;)
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That should be "Great" cats. Oops.
Yeah, what's up with the "goose tits" comment?
Grat cats, though!!!
OMG! That's Great!
I can't stop laughing! I love the cats!
And the Artie's leather remark, is too funny......
Too funny! Dancing kitties! I've got to get me those.
My boyfriend and I come up with silly names for each other all the time. latest ones - chocolate bunny love, easter marshmallow peep, sweet potato ear. More often than not, they have to deal with food. But we try and and branch out... Snuggle-butt-bear is a new one. :)
Okay... those cats are hysterical...
I need to go get my sister to come by and check it out!!
Love the cats!
My daughter does the same thing....she is a perfect angel with her Daddy. As soon as I walk into the room, the diva in her comes right out.
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