Am I the only one?

...who still changes her 2 year old on the changing table?
...who only likes her own child?
...who feels like her heart is running around outside of her body when she looks at her child?
...who hates mommy & me classes?
...who is having such a hard time with potty training?
...who loves her daddy so much it hurts sometimes?
...who cries when her daughter is sick?
...who is reading this blog?
...who misses her husband when he's at work?
...who hates being this pale in June?
...who misses going out drinking every weekend?
...who loves the smell of her child's feet after a long day in the sun?
...who loves to read "Goodnight Moon" 20 times in a day especially when SF recites it word for word?
...who misses going to the gym?
...who feels so alone?
...who suffered from PPD?
...who loves her some soap operas?
...who really hates potty training more than anything else in the world?
...who never thought it would be this hard?